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A colorful cartoon scene of diverse characters holding various joke book covers, including "I'm Joking, Genius!" and "Seriously Jokking.

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Book titled "You're Joking: Create Your Own Knock Knock Jokes" by Tom E. Moffatt, featuring humorous illustrations.
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You’re Joking: Create your own Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock bad jokes on the head!

Learn everything there is to know about knock-knock jokes, from their history and types to crafting your own knock-out punchlines.
Packed full of tips, easy-to-follow exercises and 100+ hilarious examples, this book gives you know-how to knock together thousands of your own jokes.

Craft classic knock-knock jokes, like this one:
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Ewan
Ewan who?
Ewan me need to talk.

Or Unrestricted knock-knock jokes:
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Waiter
Waiter who?
Waiter minute, I think I’m at the wrong house!

And have a go at making your own sound-play jokes:
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Howie
Howie who?
I’m fine, thank you.

And can you break the rules, like this?
Ding-dong!
Who’s there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle not better than a knocker these days?

This book will make you so funny, your friends will be knocking your door down for more jokes!

$20.00

Book Review

This book is fabulous! As a parent of 9 and 6 year old boys I constantly hear their own invented knock knock jokes that fall totally flat! This book lays out in clear and concise terms how to create your own joke that lands, in a way both I and my boys understand. The techniques to use make sense and are fun to do together.

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