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Create your own Knock Knock Jokes
Create your own Knock knock jokes
Create your own Knock knock jokes
Create your own Knock knock jokes
Create your own Knock knock jokes
Create your own Knock knock jokes
Create your own Knock knock jokes
Create your own Knock knock jokes

You’re Joking: Create your own Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock bad jokes on the head!

Learn everything there is to know about knock-knock jokes, from their history and types to crafting your own knock-out punchlines.
Packed full of tips, easy-to-follow exercises and 100+ hilarious examples, this book gives you know-how to knock together thousands of your own jokes.

Craft classic knock-knock jokes, like this one:
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Ewan
Ewan who?
Ewan me need to talk.

Or Unrestricted knock-knock jokes:
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Waiter
Waiter who?
Waiter minute, I think I’m at the wrong house!

And have a go at making your own sound-play jokes:
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Howie
Howie who?
I’m fine, thank you.

And can you break the rules, like this?
Ding-dong!
Who’s there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle not better than a knocker these days?

This book will make you so funny, your friends will be knocking your door down for more jokes!

$20.00

Book Review

This book is fabulous! As a parent of 9 and 6 year old boys I constantly hear their own invented knock knock jokes that fall totally flat! This book lays out in clear and concise terms how to create your own joke that lands, in a way both I and my boys understand. The techniques to use make sense and are fun to do together.

Goodreads Reviewer

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