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Kia Ora

Endeavour School

I’m really looking forward to visiting Endeavour School and sharing my stories, jokes and author journey with your tamariki. We will have lots of laughs, while also learning about writing, publishing and some embarrassing moments from my childhood.

If you’d like to bring some of this laughter into your home, you can purchase my books below. I will bring signed copies along on the day for anyone who orders in advance, and if you order after the event, the books will be delivered to the school a week later.

Also, for every ten copies sold, I will donate a book to the school.

Ngā mihi,

Tom E. Moffatt

Tom E Moffatt
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Learn more about me, the upcoming visit to Endeavour School, and how to order signed copies of my books to bring the laughter and excitement into your home. For any additional information or inquiries, please feel free to contact me. Let’s make this visit an unforgettable experience together!

Learn more about the visit

I will be visiting Endeavour School on Thursday 3rd of August, speaking to the following classes:
10:15-11 am – LC1/2 in LC2 (year 2 and 2)
12-1 pm – LC3/4 in LC4 (year 3 and 4)
2-3 pm- LC5/6 in LC5 (year 5 and 6)

Order Cut-off Dates

If you’d like to receive your book(s) on the day of my visit, orders must be made by midnight on the 2nd of August, so I have time to sign and pack the necessary books.
Orders can also be made for three weeks after the event, with the cutoff date being the 25th of August. Books will be delivered to Endeavour School shortly after then.
Please remember to include your child’s name at time of ordering, so I can sign the book(s) specifically for them.

About Tom E. Moffatt

Most authors seem to come straight out of the womb with a pencil in their hand and start writing their first novel while breast feeding. This wasn’t the case for me. I hated writing when I was at school. And reading. Come to think of it, I didn’t like Maths much, either. Needless to say, school wasn’t my favourite place.

It wasn’t until I got to university that I was eventually diagnosed with Dyslexia, but by then I’d developed a number of coping strategies, one of which was humour. After graduating with a degree in Geology, I travelled the world for several years, sharing stories and jokes with all the people I met and trying to figure out what I wanted to do with my life.

Bizarrely enough for someone who didn’t like school, I decided to become a primary school teacher, which was where I developed a love for children’s books. Making up for lost time, I read everything I could get my hands on, sharing this newfound love with my students.

I also combined teaching with my passion for travelling, living and working in Japan, Italy, the UAE and Colombia. Often, the resources in my school were rather limited, so being resourceful… I began writing my own. And the more I wrote, the more I enjoyed writing. It wasn’t long before I got the idea for a chapter book, which eventually became Barking Mad… winner of the 2015 Tom Fitzgibbon Award and a 2017 Notable Book Award.

After that, I truly caught the writing bug. I’ve written several Bonkers Short Story collections and lots and lots of jokes. One of my joke books—You’re Joking: Become an Expert-Joke Teller—was even shortlisted for the 2021 NZCYA Book Awards.

I’m no longer teaching these days, but I have three daughters of my own who are all in primary school. Plus, I get to visit schools as an author, telling stories, jokes and sharing my author journey. I look forward to meeting your tamariki soon and having a Write Laugh with them!

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Get Signed Copies of Tom E. Moffatt’s Books

Dive into a world of laughter with my adventure-comedy stories and joke books for kids. Order now to get signed copies sent straight to your school, with no postage fees required. All books are $20 each, or you can get three for just $50!

Mind-Swapping Madness

Mind-Swapping Madness

A boy in a fly’s body. A toad waiting to be kissed. Horses that know Morse code and aliens who hijack children’s bodies. Has everyone gone completely bonkers? These hilarious, action-packed stories transport you to a world where mind-swapping is possible. But BE WARNED: looking in the mirror will never be the same again.
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Body-Hopping Hysterics

Body-Hopping Hysterics

Not all superpowers are a good thing. Especially NOT if your mum has them. Or if they’re fuelled by embarrassment. And what if you can’t find your way back home? Jump out of your skin with these hilarious short stories by award-winning author, Tom E. Moffatt. But don’t leave your body unattended for long!
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I'm Joking

I’m Joking: 500+ Original Jokes for Kids

Looking for freshly-squeezed jokes?

Replenish your joke repertoire and change that broken record with 500+ jokes you haven’t heard before. I’m Joking is packed with hilarious illustrations and compiled into fun categories, such as Barking Mad Mischief, Nutty Giggles and Stinky Poo Gags. This squeaky-clean family fun makes the perfect gift for jokesters aged 7 to 107. What did the spine say as it left the room? I’ll be straight back When should you run away from a goldfish? When it’s in a tank Which keys do dogs need? Walkies Why did the employee put a clock under her chair? She was working overtime What did the cat say when it hurt itself? Me ow! Click ADD TO CART for hundreds more funny jokes for children aged 8-12 and beyond…
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You’re Joking: Become an Expert Joke-Teller

Struggling to laugh at your child’s jokes?

This fun book teaches kids all the skills they need to find and perform the perfect joke, including:
  • Safe searching to build a repertoire
  • Choosing appropriate jokes for the audience and situation
  • Using body-language, expression and timing
Armed with 101 hilarious practice jokes, your child will finally get the laughter and applause they deserve. Perfect for joke-lovers aged eight and up.
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Joke Collector's Notebook

The Joke Collector’s Notebook

Heard a funny one-liner in the playground?

Found some hilarious jokes online?

Jot them all down in The Joke Collector’s Notebook, complete with 100 illustrated jokes, fun challenges, and handy tips on finding and telling jokes. Inspire joke-lovers to become the author of their favourite joke book. Perfect for ages 8 and up.
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I'm Seriously Joking

I’m Seriously Joking

A seriously good way to get kids reading…

With a whopping 500 original jokes crammed-full of puns and word-plays, this 230-page book will get kids reading and show them how much fun language can be. They’ll even improve their vocabulary and thinking skills along the way. These clean family-friendly jokes are divided into fun categories, making them easier to find and share. Brief introductions from the author explain how the jokes were inspired and constructed, and over 100 hilarious illustrations bring the jokes to life. If laughter is the best medicine, this book is a seriously good cure. Suitable for jokesters aged 7 to 107.
(Side effects may include uncontrollable giggles, side-splitting laughter and incessant joke-telling)
  Where is the milk always fresher? On the udder side How do you get your arm down a toilet? U-bend it Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a library book. Okay, I’m just going to check you out What does fun do at school? Lessens Why did Snow White win referee of the year? She was the fairest of them all Click ADD TO CART for hundreds more funny jokes for children aged 8-12 and beyond…
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Create your own Knock Knock Jokes

You’re Joking: Create your own Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock bad jokes on the head!

Learn everything there is to know about knock-knock jokes, from their history and types to crafting your own knock-out punchlines. Packed full of tips, easy-to-follow exercises and 100+ hilarious examples, this book gives you know-how to knock together thousands of your own jokes. Craft classic knock-knock jokes, like this one: Knock, knock… Who’s there? Ewan Ewan who? Ewan me need to talk. Or Unrestricted knock-knock jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there? Waiter Waiter who? Waiter minute, I think I’m at the wrong house! And have a go at making your own sound-play jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there? Howie Howie who? I’m fine, thank you. And can you break the rules, like this? Ding-dong! Who’s there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle not better than a knocker these days? This book will make you so funny, your friends will be knocking your door down for more jokes!
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Mix-up Mayhem

Mix-up Mayhem

Teleporting your mind across the Solar System. Strangers using your body while you sleep. Underage time-travellers and remote-controlled baby-sitting devices. What could possibly go wrong? Hold onto your marbles as mix-ups turn to mayhem in Tom E. Moffatt’s third collection of Bonkers Short Stories.
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Colour by Laughter

Colour by Laughter

Colour and laugh at the same time!

This unique colouring joke book contains funtastic illustrations and hilarious jokes from 30 different categories, including wild animals, dinosaurs, outer space and, of course, some toilet humour. This hands-on book makes the perfect first joke book for little jokers aged 4-8. Each category contains five original jokes, specifically selected for younger children, and the images have the perfect level of detail for the age range. All designs are printed on a single side of the page, reducing bleed through and allowing for the finished artwork to be removed, framed and hung in the bathroom for all to see.   Includes Tom E. Moffatt’s funny jokes for kids, such as: What does a cat say when it hurts itself? Me ow When should you run away from a goldfish? When it’s in a tank What happened to the bum hat? It blew off WARNING: Tissues required to prevent tears of laughter ruining the artwork.
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I'm Joking Genius

I’m Joking, Genius!

Bored of hearing the same old simple jokes?

Sharpen your wit and sizzle your synapses with over five hundred big-brain jokes. Hilariously crafted from clever categories, such as Geometric Japes and Viking Vagary, these jokes will extend, enlighten and entertain even the brainiest of jokesters. Complete with brief introductions from the author and a glossary to expand your vocabulary, this book will give your brain the workout it’s been craving. So, caress that cranium, genius… it’s time for some intellectual jokes: What did Shakespeare say when writing a play about shapes? 2D or not 2D? That is the question. How do you freeze tears? With cryogenics What did the chief do when he lost an eye? He became a chef Who stopped the spread of cheesy jokes in Ancient Greece? Alexander the Grater Why were there no Vikings called Ruth? Because they were Ruthless Click ADD TO CART for hundreds more big-brain jokes for jokesters aged twelve and beyond…
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Funny Knock-Knock Jokes

It’s a knock out!

Packed with more punches than a professional boxing match, Funny Knock-Knock Jokes will knock your socks off and split your sides. With over 400 hilarious jokes organised into fun categories, such as Name Jokes, Animal Antics and Wacky Weather, you’ll be laughing so hard you won’t be able to get up to answer the door. Funny Knock-Knock Jokes:
  • Perfect for little jokesters aged 6-10
  • Clean family-friendly fun
  • Boost reading skills with these repetitively-structured jokes
  • Includes Joke-telling tips to get maximum laughs from each joke
  • Hilarious illustrations bring the punchlines to life
  • A professionally designed book containing 200+ pages
  Knock, knock… Who’s there? Howie Howie who? I’m fine, thank you. Knock, knock… Who’s there? Selma Selma who? I’ll Selma own grandmother, if you give me a good price! Knock, knock… Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca suitcase and move in shortly. Knock, knock… Who’s there? Shout Shout who? WHO!!! Knock, knock… Who’s there? Howler Howler who? Howler remember all these great jokes?   Click ADD TO CART for hundreds more howlers that will liven up any gathering and make the perfect gift for little jokesters.
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Barking Mad

Barking Mad

Sit, stay, and prepare to laugh your tail off!

Dive into the wacky world of Fingers and his family in this side-splitting middle-grade adventure that will have you howling with laughter! When Finn’s beloved Granddad starts acting more dog than human, things get seriously weird. Licking the postman? Growling at strangers? Chasing security guards up trees? Something’s definitely not right! But that’s just the beginning of this tail-wagging tale. When Fingers and his sister Sally stumble upon a strange contraption in Granddad’s workshop, they unleash a whirlwind of mix-ups and mayhem. Suddenly, Granddad’s not the only one acting strange – even the family dog, DaVinci, seems a little too… human. With time running out and sanity slipping away, can Fingers and Sally untangle this mess before everyone ends up in the doghouse? Why Readers Love Barking Mad: • Engaging Storyline: A unique and funny tale that captures the imagination. • Relatable Characters: Kids and families will love the dynamic between Fingers, Sally, and their quirky Granddad. • Perfect for Reluctant Readers: Short chapters and fun illustrations make it an ideal read for boys and girls who are hesitant to pick up a book. Awards and Accolades: • Winner of two NZ book awards • Over 15,000 copies sold Packed with laugh-out-loud moments, crazy escapades, and a heartwarming message about family bonds, this book is sure to become a favourite for readers aged 8-12 (and dog lovers of all ages)! Don’t miss out on this woof-tastic adventure – grab your copy today and join the fun!
P.S. No postmen were harmed in the making of this book (though they may have been chased and licked).
More by this Author: Dive into the imaginative world of Tom E. Moffatt, an award-winning author of funny children’s books that blend humour, Sci-Fi, and adventure. His middle-grade fiction, including the popular Barking Mad series, is filled with action-packed plots, sibling rivalry, and mind-swapping escapades that both boys and girls will love. These family-friendly stories are perfect for reluctant readers, offering wholesome fun and engaging themes that will keep kids turning the pages from start to finish. If you like the humorous fiction of authors like David Walliams, Andy Griffiths and Roald Dahl, you will LOVE Tom E. Moffatt’s exciting page-turners.
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A Screw Loose

A Screw Loose

Sit. Stay. Malfunction. Disobedience just got an upgrade!

When Granddad unveils his latest wacky invention, chaos is unleashed! His state-of-the-art robo-dog is frighteningly advanced, but was DaVinci—the most disobedient dog ever—the best choice to replicate? And can his quick-thinking grandkids stop this mechanical menace before it fetches the police? Laugh out loud as Fingers and Sally chase down the robo-dog, encountering one hilarious mishap after another. Grab a copy of A Screw Loose today—the second book in the award-winning Barking Mad series—and discover why readers can’t get enough of these unforgettable characters and their wacky exploits.  
Caution: Contains nuts, bolts, and one very loose screw!
 

Why You’ll Love A Screw Loose:

  • Exciting Plot: A fast-paced, thrilling storyline that can be read independently or as a series.
  • Humour: Packed with funny moments that will have kids laughing out loud.
  • Relatable Characters: Fingers and Sally are back with their sibling banter and clever problem-solving.
  • Positive Messages: Themes of teamwork, family, and ingenuity make this a feel-good read.
  • Engages Reluctant Readers: Short chapters and fun illustrations are perfect for those boys and girls who are hesitant to pick up a book.
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I’m Completely Joking eBook

Want to be COMPLETELY FUNNY? Easy. Read this book from cover to cover and you’ll knock your friends’ socks off with hundreds of laugh-out-loud knock-knock jokes. You’ll tickle your family with some seriously funny puns and crack up your teachers with oodles of big-brain humour. So, remove the batteries from the TV remote and chuck your devices out of the window. You’re about to be COMPLETELY ENTERTAINED!
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Funny Knock-Knock Jokes eBook

Packed with more punches than a professional boxing match, Funny Knock-Knock Jokes will knock your socks off and split your sides. With over 400 hilarious jokes organised into fun categories—such as Classic Name Jokes, Animal Antics and Wacky Weather—you’ll be laughing so hard you won’t be able to get up to answer the door.
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I’m Joking Genius eBook

Psst… you. Yes, YOU! The clever one who’s bored of hearing the same old simple jokes. Who loves Science, English and History. Even Maths. Who wants to be extended and enlightened and entertained. I created this book for you (and others like you). It’s filled with jokes that will sizzle your synapsis and sharpen your wit. So, caress that cranium, genius… it’s time for some big-brain jokes!
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Create Your Own Knock-Knock Jokes

Want to knock bad jokes on the head? Try writing your own! Learn everything there is to know about knock-knock jokes, from their history and types to crafting your own knock-out punchlines. Packed full of tips, easy-to-follow exercises and 100+ hilarious examples, this book gives you the tools to create thousands of your own jokes. With plenty of practice you’ll become so funny your friends will be knocking your door down for more jokes.
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I’m Seriously Joking eBook

It’s time to get serious. Seriously funny! Entertain your friends and family with five hundred original jokes spanning twenty-five fun categories. Jam-packed with crack-up punchlines and brought to life with hilarious illustrations… this is a serious joking matter!
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You’re Joking: Become an Expert Joke-Teller eBook

Tired of no one laughing at your jokes? You don’t have be. Joke-telling is a skill, like playing the piano or juggling live hedgehogs. This book teaches you that skill with easy-to-follow instructions and simple exercises. With 101 hilarious jokes (and lots of practice), you’ll soon get the laughter and applause you deserve. Without ever needing to juggle hedgehogs.
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I’m Joking eBook

Giggle yourself silly with over 500 original jokes by Tom E. Moffatt – Author of Children’s Laughter. These brand-spanking-new jokes are a great way to freshen up your joke repertoire and change that broken record. Brimming with squeaky-clean family fun, amusing introductions from the author and hilarious illustrations throughout…. I’m Joking makes the perfect gift for children aged 8 and up.
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